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smartphone elbow

The soreness you get on the inside part of your elbow, when u stretch your arm out, from surfing the web, texting & doing other lengthy things on your smartphone.

Ouch it hurts to stretch my arm out, searching the web on my phone for 2 hours gave me smartphone elbow!

by G~Flo June 22, 2011

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Smartphone Swirly

When you drop your phone in the toilet and the automatic flush activates before you can remove it.

Emily watched helplessly as her iPhone got a smartphone swirly in the office bathroom.

by t pot September 18, 2012

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Smartphone Withdrawal

When your smartphone suddenly dies and you call tech support and they ship you a new battery. It takes 3 days to get there and when you put it in your phone still doesn't work and you have to wait 3 more days. You can't put up with it anymore so you go buy a 'GO' phone just to be able to talk.

Sorry I didn't get back with you, I was busy going through Smartphone Withdrawals so I caved in and got me a Pre-Paid phone while I wait.

by DrArkaneX August 6, 2011

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Smartphone Intervention

Sitting a friend down and telling them their phone sucks, specifically that they need to get a smartphone.

"Guys, Jimmy just called me instead of texting me back on his lame flip phone. We totally need to stage a Smartphone Intervention."

by thesharon December 5, 2011

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Smartphone Face

Sagging of the jaw/chin due to constantly looking down at a smartphone.

The girl on the bus intently texting on her iPhone seemed to have developed a smartphone face.

Roy wants surgery to correct his smartphone face.

by GWG May 17, 2012

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smartphone-hobo

Smartphone-hobos are people who mooch off electricity in public places like train stations and airports. Since power outlets are almost always too far away from any seats, these poor fellows are forced to squat against walls and pillars in order to get the much needed juice for their electric gadgets.

I had plenty of time at the airport but the battery on my iPhone ran out. So I ended up as a smartphone-hobo because I had to use the public wifi.

by hiresake May 24, 2014


smartphone prophylactic

The numerous types of smartphone covers that protect the phone if it's dropped. smartphone, iphone, prophylactic, condom, Apple, Microsoft, Google, android, ios, pc, smartphone case

I'm lucky that I had an iphone case, my phone wasn't damaged after falling 20 feet down a hill. The case is a smartphone prophylactic, I only wish condoms protected that well.

by joecoolthefool June 4, 2016