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A poop smeller is a new parent. So called because of the manor in which they check to see if there is a dirty diaper. They hold the baby up and smell at the diaper. If it is full of poop, the parent smelling is a poop smeller.
Your a poop smeller.
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A Uri Geller Smeller is named after the man who claimed he could bend spoons and stop clocks just by looking at them, and is the result of a violent incident of "sitting on a mortar" after a bad curry, when the foul miasma emanates from the WC and works its way around the house bending spoons and stopping clocks as it goes.
Postman: "I shouldn't go to number 10 Downing Street just yet without a gas mask, Officer. There's been a Uri Geller Smeller incident! Give it 20 minutes if I were you."
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A Uri Geller Smeller is named after the man who claimed he could bend spoons and stop clocks just by looking at them, and is the result of a violent incident of "sitting on a mortar" after a bad curry, when the foul miasma emanates from the WC and works its way around the house bending spoons and stopping clocks as it goes.
Postman: "I shouldn't go to number 10 Downing Street with your warrant just yet without a gas mask, Officer. There's been an incident, a real Uri Geller Smeller."
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somebody who sniffs their own behind or excretion. Person who usually does this is Micheal Berry of OLSJ. He has flubbery lips and hairs in unusual places.
Mick berry the pap sniffer of OLSJ IN bLABKBURN. hE HAS A SERIOUS ADDICTION TO THE SMELL OF HIS OWN SHITE AND IS A REJECT OF SOCIETY. NOBODY LIKES AN ASS SNIFFER. GET IT!!!!
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A person who gets their kicks from sniffing someone else's door. Usually the door smeller has an attraction to the other person. Comparable to someone who sniffs panties, but not as severe nor kinky.
My sister's best friend pretends to go to the bathroom and actually sniffs by door when I am away at work. "You're a freakin stalker and door smeller! get away from me you freak!"
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One who secretly sniffs buttholes
Jesse: Michael are you smelling my butthole?
Michael: I thought you told me to.
Jesse: You're a fucking butt hole smeller.
Michael: oh
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when we say "Either you a fart smeller or a smart feller" we say this because when you're a fart smeller, it means you're acting like nonsense, or dumb. When we say smart feller, you're thinking things through.
Guy: I can't get through this problem on the test, can you help me?
Guy 2: Either you a fart smeller, or a smart feller.