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whoever smelt it dealt it

A rhyming phrase used to accuse the person who first brought up the subject of someone in the room having farted as being the culprit themselves.

Bob: Guys, who farted?
Tom: Whoever smelt it dealt it.

by Stoppppppppppppppppppppppppppp December 11, 2017

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He who smelt it dealt it

Usually said by a boy in a group of boys after one points out the smell of a fart. This is used to accused said one who smelled the fart of farting it.
Also, this is usually said by the one who really dealt it.

*Person 1 smells a fart*
Person 1: "That smell!... who was it?"
Person 2: "He who smelt it dealt it."

//it was person 2 who dealt it

by abagadol June 22, 2014

117๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


Simonize my sideburns I'm Smelted!

When things totally go wrong for you. Screwed over; a bad time is coming.

Oscar: You just lost the game for us dude!
Jason: Simonize my Sideburns I'm Smelted!

by Butt-Face Magee August 23, 2018

11๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Cock smelting

To perform the act of extraction on a cock.

Suzy could make a guy cum in seconds. Her cock smelting skills were second to none.

by Bad News Bond July 15, 2016


Basement Smelt

A noun that usually has a negative outcome. Someone who goes to a location and enters it, however doesn't go in the basement. To classify as a basement smelt the whole area of the location must be entered, except the basement or underground area. The reasoning to be a 'basement smelt' is because there is either a fear or phobia of something in beneath the middle floor. Examples are parties, abandoned buildings, hospitals etc.

'yo wilks such a basement smelt, he didn't even go downstairs'.

by Hospis Vet February 14, 2011


Basement Smelt

A noun used to describe a person. It revolves around a person and/or thing being afraid to go inside the basement. Usually someone who has been in the location, however has not gone into the underground level. This is a negative sounding noun. This often occurs at parties, abandoned buildings, hospitals etc.

Yo Wilks a Basement Smelt, he wouldn't reach the basement of the hospis

by Hospis Vet February 14, 2011


Smelt

When you lick a bitches ass and rub her clit at the same time, effectively melting her to grt to the gold.

โ€œI went out with this Guatemalan dwarf the other night and I smelted her for 20 minutes.โ€

by Jazzy Monkey April 2, 2023