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the best alchohalic beverage in the *whole* *fucking* *world*
Smirnoff ice is my pride and joy
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A drink that gets you 'de to the stroyed.'
Get a Smirnoff Ice, drink the neck of it, then add a shot of vodka, a shot of gin and a shot of JD. Then neck it!
I was so smashed last night after drinking 3 dirty smirnoffs back to back!
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A girl who's Russian and a Major BITCH
Connor: Yo i asked Ivanna For a piece of gum
Jon: And?
Connor: She screamed at me and Bitched me out. Then she threatened to call her boyfriend Boris On me.
Ahmed: Typical Smirnoff Cunts these days...
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The real term for Smirnoff Ice, because we all know it is the most bitch drink in existence. My roommate used to drink Smirnoff Bitch all the time, because, you guessed it, he is a bitch.
My roommate is always drinking Smirnoff Bitch, what a fuckin finook.
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Jon is such a bitch. Word on the street is that he plays quarters with Smirnoff Ice and bakes cookies for everyone on his floor and does their laundry.
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Any flavored cigarettes/cigars, including cloves. In the same way that people who want to get drunk but can't drink real alcohol drink Smirnoff, people who want nicotine but can't handle real cigarettes smoke cloves/flavored cigs.
The courtyard near the art building always smells like Smirnoff smokes.
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Unable to drink Smirnoff vodka without getting sick.
Joe: What are you grabbing from the liquor store?
Moe: Some Smirnoff and Amp.
Joe: Dude, I can't drink that shit. It make me sick.
Moe: God damn! Half this fuckin' town is Smirnoff intolerant!
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