Smithy

A total asshole with the last name smith. Will talk shit about anything.

I met this guy at the bar last night he was a total smithy.

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smithy

MY BeST FRIEND ANd SPAIN BUDDY!!!!!! YIPPEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"hey! Smithy!"
"yeah???"
"SPAIN!!!"
"YAY"
"Wheeeeeeeeeee"

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Titty smithy

Mandick the titty smithy who molds titty Armor for every strong female video game character

Tom: I wonder how the females get such accurate Armour for their titties
Jacob: Mandick the titty smithy makes it
Tom: Thanks for telling me bro

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smithy boy

A faggot who tries to rap on the internet in a pre-pubescent voice, he also smokes marajuana while he raps and he recently became well known due to Smithy Boy and the crew ft. L Dot who is a scrubber with a speech impediment. He also thinks he is "Down wi da kids innit fam!"

Smithy Boy is a cheeky cunt.

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Smithy Finisher

A sex act performed on your woman in the 69 position. Using your index and second finger on each hand alternatively like a sewing machine at full throttle. Expect squirting...

After slamming my bird for 3 hours I just flipped her over into the 69 and gave her the smithy finisher ;)

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Smithys Calves

Two very large masses of muscle that cling onto Smithy's legs, although they appear to be part of Smithy, they are in no way a part of him, although they do like being called Smithy's calves. Smithy always denies that 'his' calves are not that big, but it is fairly obvious to everyone else that they are the size of two Sam Dorringtons.

Holy f*ck! It's Smithys Calves

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Crab Smithy

One who partakes in the act of artificially inseminating crabs for leisure and or recreation

I paid that crab smithy 11 dollars to wash my car