Smock

Smock: another word for smoke, or cigg. Most often used when in the vacinity of other smokers, or smockers.

Hey man, care if I bum a smock.
Wanna chief a smock?

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smock

A penis that is long and skinny; the opposite of a choad.

Be careful that your smock doesn't get caught in the spokes of your bike.

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smock

Noise you make with your mouth, resembling a penis getting pulled out of a mouth, butt, or vagina.

How to do: Close your lips, suck your lips into your mouth, suck in some more creating pressure, open your lips a little, then open them all the way, creating a smock!

"Hey guys, watch me smock!" *SMOCK SMOCK SMOCK*

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Smocking

Smocking is when someone in a public space is smoking into your face without any care, or when one smokes in inappropriate places.

Stop smocking near the bus station ffs!!!

I hate Smockers...

Can't you see Smocking is prohibited on this airplane?

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smock

1) ething you wear in an art class to prevent your ensamble from getting ruined
2) something you wear while having mad sex to prevent your ensamle from getting unknown bodily fluids all over it

dont worry sarah, this sock will prevent kevina from getting jiz on your new socks

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smock

To Jizz your pants while getting a lap dance from a stripper (preferred from Guam)

Ermagerd! I just smocked myself

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smock job

A low-paying job in the retail industry that requires the wearing of a smock. The smock generally has a corporate logo or advertising slogan printed on it, turning the employee into a human billboard. The smock is often seen as demeaning by the employees who must wear them. Excellent examples of smock jobs are the salespeople at stores such as Wal-Mart, Sam's Club and Home Depot.

When Steve's job in the tech sector was eliminated and sent offshore, he had to swallow his pride and take a smock job at Wal-Mart just to pay the bills.

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