Smoking

The act of sucking on something long and slender until it fills your lungs up with sticky crap causing you to eventually gag.

I was smoking with this guy the other day, and I just couldn't stop gagging.

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The Smoke

Nickname of several cities, originally London's. Short for "The Big Smoke".

We're heading for the Smoke.

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smoke

To kill.

Smoke that fool!

Someone got smoked last night.

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smoking

Natural selection in action - quickly disposing of the weak and insecure.

Smoking - tell yourself you're cool when you contract lung cancer.

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Smoke

A person, usually female, who is extremely attractive.

Our TA is a total smoke!

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Smoking

The legal act of killing off unintelligent humans, preventing overpopulation and the transfer of low intelligence levels and laziness to offspring.

All the cool kids are smoking outside

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smoking

a way for people to look dumb ruin their health and hygiene automatically repulses everyone in 1 mile radius makes small children cry when they learn what will happen to their smoking family/ parents. yeah you will look real cool hooked up to an oxygen machine with a hole in you check false teeth and a cigarette in your hand!

Nat :hey kate lets buy that 'cool' smoker a drink
kate: really, you now its a legal and painful way to Die!
Nat :oh really? never mind!

smoking killed my Grandpa he even quit, reason the smoke was in the carpet after he had been smoking for so long. i was five years old

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