a lanky absolute fuck-up. a lanky-smokestack cocksplitter is someone who is tall but skinny and fucks up all the time.
"oh my god, josh is such a lanky-smokestack cocksplitter."
"haha i know right, he is so goofy."
A sexual position wherein the lady perches upon the man's shoulders and smokes a mentholated cigarette. No sexual intercourse is involved, but the woman must be a prostitute.
"I walked in on Pop Can Johnny doing a Toledo smokestack with the landlady. It smelled like Cleveland in there!"
Sucking your own dick while smelling your own farts.
I gave myself a Dutch Smokestack last night, it was glorious