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When a man puts large amounts of Smucker's jelly inside of a woman's vagina, he will enthusiastically suck out and eat all of the jelly.
"I'm so full, I just cunt smuckered that bitch".
"So I was with my boyfriend last night, and it turns out that he's a huge cunt smucker".
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the nice way of calling someone a cock sucker
Wen the kids are around I don't like to cuss but sometimes this jitts can be an ock smucker ...
Sometimes wen my wife is around I just wanna call her a cock sucker but then she tells me I need to be nice so I said ok u ock smucker
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When you put smuckers jelly on your dick and smack someone in the face.
I got so mad at him I should’ve whipped my dick out and gave him a smuckers smacker.
The act of kissing with tongue and or eating out someone's anus.
Ethan smuckered someones anus.
Baio told Emily to Smucker up!
1)when a girl puts peanut butter, on a dudes penis, giving him the longest and hardest bj ever.
2) also the female may put peanut butter on an object or animal parts, or even on oneself ending in a sexually act.
on facebook:
bliz: "this is peanut butter girl"
donnie: "yea lol she ugly as my bros dog smangers"
bliz: "lol back in highschool i was close to hitting it glad i didnt"
Donnie: "yea but peanut butter is awesome easy smangers"
bliz: "lol shes a smucker fucker"
Donnie: "hahahahahaha OMMGGGGG
hahahahaha
i may have to wake everyone up for that
hahahahaha"
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An elderly woman with no teeth giving a blow job. Possibly the closest to heaven any living man is likely to get.
I was skeptical at first, but that dick smucker gave me the best head of my life.
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A spoonerism of "smart fucker", a humorous and frequently derogatory term used to describe someone who demonstrates intelligence (or a reasonable facsimile) in a conversation. Can be applied to males or females. First heard in the early 1990s. Identical to fart smeller
In conversation, it is sometimes followed by the correct pronunciation for humorous effect.
Hey, you fixed that real quick-like! You must be a fart smucker!
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