Snail

The fastest living thing alive. Nobody can outrun this amazing creature. It's shell can withstand the greatest of forces and would never break.

No! A snail is faster than me!

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snailed it

Expression used by Internet comedians Grace Helbig and Mamrie Hart in their video HeyUSA's American Dream. Snailing it means nailing it but slowly (as a snail).

"Finally finished this project ! It took me way longer than I thought it would but I'm happy with the result."
"Yeah dude you snailed it."

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Snail

To provide a female with a loose, unreliable, semi-erection that has to be maintained through continuous, harsh & raging masturbation sessions in-between penetration attempts.

This state of the penis very much resembles a Shell Less Snail.

1. "Hey Tim, remember that chick I hooked up with last night ? I got too drunk so i gave her the snail"

2. "I don't find Lisa attractive, but due to my low standards, i'm willing to snail her."
3. "Daquan has such a weak dick game, he snailed me for the 3rd time this week. I think he might be gay"

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snail

When you take your penis, wrap it around your testicles, and then draw the tip out to the side, thus creating the snail's body with your penis and the shell is represented by the testicles.

Only looks good if you have an Elephant Trunk.

"Dude, Anthony... show us the snail, man!"

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Snail

When one is late for an appointment or meeting. Or someone who is just generically slow in doing anything.

"You snail! You're always late!"

"Could you eat a lil faster? You're such a snail!"

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The snail

When a guy cums inside you and you scoot around on the floor, leaving a trail.

"Hey bro heard you and your girlfriend got pretty wild last night"
"Yeah we did the snail. Thats why you heard that scooting noise and theres a trail of cum on the floor."

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Snailing

When a girl is so wet if she were to walk it would leak out of her underwear and resemble a snail as it walks down the side walk leaving the shinny residue on the ground behind them

(Ex 1):Tom : "Dude we just left the bar and I had all the girls snailing...total frat move"

(Ex 2):"Dude did you see that girl snailing over Tyler last night,? she was super hot"

(Ex 3) Will : "Hey sweet polo bathing suit, haha that looks like a cowboy should be wearing it, what you think John ?"
John :" haha yeah your gonna have all the girls snailing "

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