when a person is so blatantly stupid to the point where there is not a word in the english language that could describe the level of total stupidity that this person daily carries on his/her shoulders,these people known as "sneeds" do everything from killing jokes,to making horrible mistakes in their choice of every day vocabulary
sean:sup caleb,wanna hear a joke
caleb:no shutup sneed
sean: *begins to cry*.....you're mean...
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a debacle of epic proportions, a major failure and/or disappointment.
Coventry was a real sneed of a music festival.
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the act of shitting ones self while talking to someone
I can't believe this dumbass was sneeding himself right in front of me
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Seed oil/Sneed oil/Goyim oil is a kind of oil produced from pressing seeds like rapeseeds, sunflower seeds, flaxseeds, etc that is primarily used to lubricate engines and have been linked to cancer and other various metabolic syndrome yet it's in every single thing you can find in the grocery store
NPC: look, this food is fried in heart healthy cholesterol free canola oil, it's good for you n
Me: no sneed oil for me, enjoy your cancer
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A sexual act when you are fucking a girl you slap your balls against her asshole (it has to be dirty) and then you slap your balls against her forehead so she has two brown nut marks on her forehead. Named after a jive ass fag who thinks hes cool, go to www.jacksonsneed.com to see this loser
I was with this chick on friday and she slapped me cause i gave her the jackson sneed.
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