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Wanting to pot the pink but being 'snookered' behind a red and having to attempt a difficult brown.
This is in relation to the cue sport's rules where the pink ball is worth more points than a brown, however the touching of the red ball is a foul move.
The context of the joke is wanting to have normal sex, however your girlfriend or wife is on her period. Instead you are forced to convince her into having anal sex.
The term is mainly used in countries where snooker is a popular sport.
Mate, I was gagging for it last night but was snookered behind the red. No luck with the brown either.
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The act of a man hitting a woman in the face. Derived from the MTV reality show The Jersey Shore when Snooki got sucker punched by a dude.
That girl at the bar was so mouthy I am surprised she didn't get snookered.
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caught in traffic so you can't move around the slow car in front of you...that is more than likely driven by a woman
Dude, I'm so snookered right now
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One of the great phenomena of snooker. The kick is where either the cue ball or the object ball literally jumps in the air slightly after receiving contact from the cue or the cue ball respectively. The effect is nearly always negative for the striker, as the angle on either ball is disturbed and contact is rarely clean. Many attempts have been made to explain why kicks occur, the most frequent explanations being friction from the table surface and, more commonly, a bit of dust or chalk on either ball when there is contact. A lot of research has been carried in the study of Nihilosophy for the British Snooker Organisations.
I could have won the match if it hadn't been for that 'snooker kick' I got when attempting to pot an easy Blue into the corner pocket.
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Only possible by a male, 'toiler snooker' is the occurence while defecating of hitting ones testicles with a stool which is curling around past the gooch; similar in action to that of a snooker cue on a ball.
"Why are you taking so long honey?"
"I'm playing toilet snooker darling!"
A fumbling guy attempts to mount a woman from behind but alas hits the brown and not the pink,
Dave's a right Magoo, he went to shag Jenny last night but ended up with his dick up her arse. Mind you I think Jenny enjoyed the Snooker Surprise.