1. A male who follows around a girl like a puppy for possibility however so slight that he'll get a sniff of her gift.
2. Male or female who blindly follows cult or politics so they are unable to discuss it without name calling and hysterics.
1. That little guy is her snootch pooch, dude.
2. Those protesters are a bunch of Snootch Pooches.
A smooch delivered to a snoot, most commonly on a doggo.
I greet my doggo with snootches and roobs every day when I come home.
To grab or take, often jokingly or sneakily, and usually with exaggerated motion. Can be thought of as a goofy pronunciation of snatch (verb).
Very similar to yoink, as both are often spoken aloud by the doer while performing the action. In contrast to yoink, snootch implies a level of feigned secrecy or pretending to be unnoticed. After snootching something, a person may then abscond with what they snootched.
Girlfriend: *leans in close, sneakily takes a french fry from their partner's plate* "Snootch", she says as she takes it, then quickly eats the fry.
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*Playing capture the flag* "Snootch", one says aloud into voice chat as they grab the flag from the opposing team's base.
To sneak past someone/something
Joe Baker snootched past the alligator in the swamp