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You better get yourself to Victoria's Secret and buy yourself a push-up bra. Them there snowbirds look like they're heading south for the winter. You gotta wear an underwire to prevent that kind of migration!
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When you catch a bird, jizz on it, and set it free.
Person 1: Remember that time Ammar came on a pidgeon?
Person 2: Yeah he totally pulled a snowbird.
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a snowbird is a girl who only wants to chill if there's coke around. you could possibly get her in the sack if you have enough coke and shes not to fucked up. pretty much a waste of time and money.
at a club in toronto:
"yo that girls looking pretty fly" says jonny
"dont bother, shes a fucking snowbird" says his friend
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snowยทbird
/หsnลหbษrd/
noun
1. A refugee from a failed Blue state that seeks economic, climatic and political asylum in a thriving Red state on a seasonal basis. Texas and Florida are where most Snowbirds go during their annual migration.
* The term "Winter Texan" is preferred by Snowbirds but it's far too dignified.
"It appears that most snowbirds are rude ingrates."
"Did you see that Snowbird mesmerized by the asparagus at HEB?
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Snowbirding is when a male sneaks up on a sleeping female, opens her left eye and ejaculates inside of it. After this, the male opens the right eyelid and spits in it, before punshing her, forcing the cum through her eyelids, down her nasal passage, up into the lungs, before it is excreted via her mouth.
History: This word was Unveiled after reading the history of Lord Byron II court appeal, after being accused of sexually molesting his wife.
"Yo hommie I went snowbirding last night, and I think that your mother left a present on your carpet."
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SNOWBIRDS are the people that immidiately flock to anyone that is in the act of using or preparing to use cocaine.
People that gather around you while in the act of using or preparing to use cocaine. They try and act friendly or as if they are your friend. When really are only acting selfishly, hoping to score a free line.
Man 1-Hey man would you wanna sniff a line?
Man 2- Hell yea!... But hey there's a lot of people, watch out for snowbirds!
(5mins later)Stranger- Hey can I get a line?
Man 1- f**k off you snowbird!
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Firstly: The BEST airshow demonstration team IN THE WORLD!! The Canadian Snowbirds are regarded by most as the best demo team in the world. Out scoring ALL of the bloody American teams because they suck, CANADIANS ROCK!!!
Secondly:An old person that gose south to avoid the cold. Only in America, not in Canada, so go deal with them your own way dammit!
I went to an airshow where the CAF Snowbirds were preforming, and they totally out did the damn American Blue Angels!
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