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The act of shoving the access skin of your philly cheese steak covered ball sack into your anus
-Yo did you hear what Collin got caught doing last night?
-Nah man what happened?
-His mom walked in on him Sloppy Snydering, she's making him move out
President of Cartoon Network from 2007 onward, CEO of Turner from the time of writing. Once worked for Cinar (now called Cookie Jar) animation company, situated in Monteal, Canada, known for a very successful run at children's animation. He has tried to promote anti-bullying campaigns to the point where Dr. Phil McGraw and Anderson Cooper have taken interest in his projects.
Snyder's background eventually led Cartoon Network to strike a deal with him after former president, Tim Samples, left due to the infamous Boston Bomb Scare (currently head of HGTV). Snyder seemed right for the position, but others firmly disagree...
CONTROVERSY:
Snyder's name often acts as a punching bag for older viewers of the network. Snyder's programming once caused disastrous collapse of viewers at Cartoon Network. It is believed he often short-changes any and all ideas brought forth to the channel, has a savage obsession with ratings, and a penchant for live-action exploits. This could stem from the fact he has tried to create a Disney/Nickelodeon level ratings premise.
While there is no true confirmation on Snyder's actions in the executive chair, when it comes television shows, he treats them like racehorses. Should they become unable to win the race anymore, he pulls out his shotgun.
Toonami, the front-runner for CN, went off the air for good about a year after Snyder came to the network, biting out roughly 25% of viewers.
He was highly supportive of Out of Jimmy's Head, the first live action show of CN...
Result:
Stuart Snyder's phenomenally disastrous concept of CN Real shredded the ratings of CN. Even then, many of the worst programs of the network still remain kicking at the expense of good ones.
Lauren Faust, Craig McCracken (husband of Faust), and Genndy Tartakovsky have all left CN after their ideas were shot down. Dozens of other relatively excellent cartoons have not made it out alive after he came to blows with the creators.
YouTube users Gohan6425, CommanderThunderush, and Ma221s, seem to hold particular interests toward CN. The first has actively posted videos ranting the network incessantly, the second is strategically building up channel popularity to post a thorough rant for all to see, and the third has posted this video, "WTF Happened to Cartoon Network?!?!," the most popular in terms of the overall attitude by the viewers toward CN. Adult Swim has also lampshaded the network's own actions.
Given his background at Cinar, Stuart has occasionally been accussed of trying to remold CN into its mirror image to avoid looking incompetent- he had limited experience with the network format, directed at a completely different audience. Unfortunately, he triggered what TV Tropes.com refers to as a Dork Age, crippling the image of CN.
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1. A version of a movie that is longer than most films are when released in theaters. So long, in fact, that the theatrical version feels rushed or incomplete. Oftentimes felt by audiences that watched the theatrical cut, and cry out for the full version online.
I really wish they’d release the Snyder Cut if Frozen 2, so much felt like it was missing, or was in the trailers but not the final cut.
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The ultimate comic book movie director. Suffers from major spinal problems for singlehandedly carrying the entire DCEU on his fucking back. Responsible for many brilliant and well plotted adaptations of comic characters. Zack Snyder is loved by all who favor movies with substance, characters given actuality, and a well piloted plot. And he is hated by people who can't handle movies that require actual logic and reasoning..
With the release of ZSJL, Zack Snyder as a verb means to make a movie or anything more epic. To give it value, meaning and soul.
"Dragon Age 2 writer reveals everything he would fix about Bioware 's Divisive Sequel."
"If you could Zack Snyder DA2, what would you change?"
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Guy 1: "Man, the reboot of that new superhero movie was so good. So much better than the original."
Guy 2: "Yup, agreed. They totally Zack Snyder'd the reboot."
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A very terrible football team owner who has no football back round but still tries to run the Washington Redskins.
Dan Snyder got sad after no one showed up at fed ex field so he jumped off a roller coaster at six flags.
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Everyone has been waiting for Jesus to return but he already has! And he's been coaching the Kansas State Wildcats this whole time. Bill Snyder knows everything, sees everything, and hears everything. He is the Alpha, the orchestrator of the greatest program turn around in college football history. His 1634th birthday is this year but he still looks like he's 24
I'm going to the K-State TCU game this year and I feel like K-State is going to win because they Bill Snyder leading them.
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The ultimate kino director. Responsible for the brilliant screen adaptations of graphic novel masterpieces 300 and Watchmen. Plebs will hate on him for allegedly ruining the DCEU. Also did a remake of George A. Romero's Dawn of the Dead, a weird owl movie I haven't seen, and wrote an original screenplay that sucked.
Zack Snyder has a vision, executes the vision, and doesn't give a single fuck what you think about it.
Normie: “Wanna go see the new Avengers movie?"
Intellectual: "No thanks, I'd rather stay home and watch true kino. Like a Zack Snyder film"
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