Titties So Big You Gotta House Them

When the titties so ginormous you gotta house them for national safety.

Man 1: Yo, you check out Monique?
Man 2: Yeah Fam, titties so big you gotta house them.

so you mad

also, s.y.m.

something you say to a hater .

alex: 'damn son u always chill w. nita . she looks soo good .'

justin: 'so you mad ?'

jd: 'shit, how much were those kicks ?'

bobby: '170 .'

jd: 'why are you trying to show off ?'

bobby: 'so you mad ?'

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So You Try

To stuff it into your pant leg...

"But you can't because it's just too big, so you try again, but then you realize you didn't get the joke."

Shit so thick you could stir it with a stick

When you’ve had a particularly hard day, and the problems are getting to you; a lot of problems.

Coined by R.E.M. in the song “Bad Day”.

“Dude, my day’s been so rough. I’ve got shit so thick you could stir it with a stick.”

so you think you know kung fu

This was quoted by the legendary Jackie Chan in his movie "Snake Fist in Eagle's Shadow." In simple terms it means "Come on you fucka let's go right now!"

"So you think you know kung fu, huh?" I said.
"What?"
Then I snapped his leg and farted in his face while yelling "Hadoken!"

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If Trump Got a Shot, So Should You!

The slogan by health experts to white racists, supremacists, and evangelicals, who irrationally and fearfully refuse to be jabbed as a result of being white-lied or misinformed by oft-pro-Trump and scientifically challenged pastors and diehard conspiracists about the risks of Covid-19 vaccines.

As doctors reminded hardcore Trumpists and QAnonists that even their “anointed” political savior had been vaccinated, their message to his faithful followers is “If Trump got a shot, so should you!”

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So you like it?

When someone proclaims something is gay, you say 'So you like it' (Implying they are gay)

Someone: "Your Gay" You: "So you like me?"

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