A person who sells their body and soul to a social media platform in the hopes of likes, favorites, retweets, and shares. Also known as "Social Media Prostitute" or "Social Media Concubine," these lovers of the Twitterverse live inside of the social media realm more than they do inside of reality. The only common cure known to man for this epidemic is growing a pair.
Person 1: "Holy shit did you see what Jason tweeted this morning?"
Person 2: "Yeah dude he is such a social media whore"
Person 1: "What's the official hashtag for today's race?"
Person 2: "You are such a social media whore"
Person 1: "OMG I HAVE BIG BOOBS AND A NICE ASS TIME TO FLAUNT THEM ALL OVER INSTAGRAM AND SNAPCHAT EVERYDAY FOR LIKES"
Person 2: "Well now you're more than just a whore- you're a social media whore!"
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Some who stalks/creeps about on another persons profile on social media groups such as twitter, Facebook, MySpace or if they are in need of psychiatric help even bebo. This person usually leads an uninteresting life with limited friends and struggles with relationships excess the reason they have so much time to creep on unsuspecting victims. They usually know everything that's going on or happening in there town or city especially if it doesn't concern them.
Person 1-"Did you hear Steve the stud went out with that hot chick Stuart used to date?"
Person 2- "no I didn't! Who told you that?"
Person 1-" I seen it on Steve's brothers Facebook page"
Person 2- "I didn't know you were friends "
Person 1-"we're not"
Person 2-"I don't think we should be friends you're a social media creep"
1. When you delete all your social media accounts.
2. Doing/posting something so cringey online that you basically kill off your internet self.
Person #1: "Omg you won't believe what Becky did last night!! That hoe unfriended me on fb and deleted her insta"
Person #2: "No wayy, did she just commit social media suicide??"
Person #1: "She totes did"
Person #2: "RIPPPP"
Someone who goes around talking shit over social media only to be a wanksta in real life and runs away at first sight of conflict a.k.a S.M.G
Jon talks a lot of crap on Facebook but he's just a social media gangster
or SMD for short is usually the result of an over zealous individual who attends a class put on by a social media expert & suddenly thinks they are God's gift to Social Media. A day before this class they thought Facebook was a compilation of mug shots from the FBI's Most Wanted List. Now they friend everyone, interject in everyone's conversation with meaningless comments such as "Sounds Good!" or "Ha!". SMD also includes clogging feeds across networks including Twitter & LinkedIn with the same message with auto posts all the while thinking they are building relationships & making connections when in fact they are simply ignoring the crap out of everyone. SMD is common among Realtors & Hobby Business Owners in the Baby Boom Generation.
Damn that Real Estate Agent from the Chamber of Commerce has a real bad case of Social Media Diarrhea she's always clogging my LinkedIn feed & tagging crappy unfocused pictures of me on Facebook. Someone needs to get her some Pepto!
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1). A joke used to refer to persons claiming to be experts in the field of social media. The punch-line being that those with enough expertise in the field know it's an impossible field to be an expert of.
2). A self proclaimed title by carpetbaggers and snakeoil salesman to mesmerize unsuspecting people with their recipes of easy "1,2,3" success in Social Media.
1). That guy with hardly any social media experience will call himself an expert.
2). "Follow my EASY stepwise formula to Social Media dominance and SUCCESS!" shouts the Social Media Expert.
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A group of untalented, immature, obnoxious and disruptive teenage boys who deem themselves "internet celebrities." They upload stupid things all the time. These acts include: throwing water on each other, singing off key, jumping up and down and riding on hotel luggage carts. People actually want to see this shit. The Social Media Infuencers have a strong, avid, cult-like following of horny, desperate and ditsy teenage girls who are absolutely infatuated with these boys. The boys usually go up to their hotel room and proceed to destroy it and post it on the internet. They are also known as cringe lords
Did you see those Social Media Influencers?
Yes, they are assholes