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the act of digitally stimulating one's own sex organs
Jack's blind from playing too much sexual solitaire.
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The act of masturbating with a waffle, using syrup as lubricant
Dude, don't play Belgian Solitaire in iHop
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The act of masturbation.
Rob's booty call stood him up, so he spent the night playing strip solitaire.
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The hand cramp you get when playing Solitaire on the computer for a long time.
Dude such a long day, got Solitaire hand.
The object of Spider Solitaire is to remove all of the cards from the ten stacks at the top of the window in the fewest number of moves.
This is what happens when they run out of ideas for new games.
They add an insects name to the start and change a few things.
Before:
Solitaire
After:
Spider Solitaire
Masturbating twice in a row with different hands.
I went home and gave myself a double solitaire.
(Self imposed) When a person does nothing but lay in bed all day, playing solitaire on his/her laptop.
Gentleman 1- "Hey, Bro-seph Campbell! You should come over to Kevin's place tonight; beer pong and best buds!"
Gentleman 2-"No can do George Bro-mero, I've been placed in solitaire confinement."
Gentleman 1-"LIFEFAIL"
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