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An embarrassing display of school pride in an inappropriate situation.
Originally the fight song of the University of Oklahoma, convicted murderer Jeffrey Landrigan chose this phrase as his last words before he was executed on October 27, 2010.
Mike pulled an awful Boomer Sooner last night when he sang our school's song as he pissed on a cop car.
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When a male attempts to pull out of his partner before he ejaculates, but is not successful and blows his load in the middle of the pull out.
Man, I was hitting this girl from the back the other night, but I didn't have a rubber on so I had to do a pull out, but I didn't make it in time and Boomer Soonered inside her.
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What you yell upon hearing what contemporary Texas country douchebags have done to country music. Being a Texan and yelling this is not uncommon. No one cares about your country slut girlfriend!
Bert: They’re having a concert down at the local honkytonk.
Me: by who?
Bert: Koe Wetzel
Me: F@ck that, go yourself, Boomer Sooner!!!
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The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it. — A faux positive statement to lighten a heinous situation that will stick with you for the rest of your life.
1) Police homicide photographer documenting the scene of a mass shooting at an American high school:
Well let’s go: The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it.
2) Family cleaning out a closet after the death of a loved one:
Well let’s go: The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it.
3) An American citizen voting for president in the 2024 election that will determine the destiny of our democracy:
Well let’s go: The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it.
This and other techniques like this are taught in cults and at Harvard University. No, I’m not kidding Harvard has a Hap-y-ness Studies Program. It’s designed to control populations and foment political overthrow. They’d “like to teach the world to sing — in perfect harmony.”
See Mad Men series Finale.
And shudder.
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Someone that peaks too soon. Coined in the Mike Meyers, Gwyneth Paltrow movie View From the Top. Used to describe someone that reached their peak too soon, and are headed towards a steady decline in skill, intelligence, etc.
Gwyneth Paltrow: How could I have failed that test? I am at the top of the class!
Mike Meyers: Well...you're a peak-too-sooner. You peaked too soon.
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The act of many Oklahoma Sooner fans coming to the aid of a single misguided Sooner fan. This action usually occurs on message boards and can be spotted easily because of the Sooners overly emotional reactions to simple posts.
Even though TLO is an idiot and everyone knows it the Sooner fans still Sooner-Piled blah & bdub just for calling him out.
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that means they don't really know anything about what you are asking , but they wanted to say something so they don't seem like they don't know what is going on
I was at the doctor waiting to see doctor due to covid-19 symptoms and when I asked the receptionist when I was gonna see the doctor the receptionist told me , sooner rather than later , I hope so cause I feel like I'm gonna die