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Sorority Girl
A dusty ass female who decides to join a group of dumb cunts whom she calls "sisters" when she starts college. This girl is usually unable to find friends and be social by nature, so she must be surrounded by other slut bags like herself to build up confidence and be noticed in the college community. She pays in excess of several hundred dollars to just be part of this group of like minded bitches. On a warmer day, she may wear extra short jean shorts, with her ass sticking out the bottom of course, accompanied by a shirt showing off the letters of the cunt club she's part of. On a night out she will prep by taking many shots with the bitches surrounding her until they cannot stand, this comes into effect approximately 3-4 shots of liquor in. Her low alcohol tolerance is due to the fact that she feeds her body with only water and carrots or celery to maintain an anorexic body type because she believes she is fat. The intelligence level of this girl is the equivalent of a newborn puppy suffering from the most serious cases of Down syndrome. When talking her, she will talk only of material things and get easily distracted by the most minute things, mid conversation. When told a joke or sentence that requires some thought process, the sorority girl will initiate a reaction that the people around her are doing to hide the fact that she did not get what was said.
Some common sayings include:
1) Bitch hold my hair!!
2) I only had one glass of water today and a celery stick, and I'm so full
3) sorority girl 1: I think I'm gonna wake up early tomorrow to hit the gym. (The elliptical of course)
Sorority girl 2: omg you're such an overachiever. I wish I had your motivation.
4) Wait...... What?
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Sorority Life is a Facebook application where users can create their own character, with which they can get a job, buy glam, play games, fight other houses, add sisters to your house, and socialize!
I'm on level 32 of Sorority Life - I just unlocked a new job!
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A hard seltzer spiked with Vodka.
Usually a Natty Seltzer or White Claw.
“Hey what do you wanna drink at formal?”
“Sorority Slammers”
“Perfect I’ll get Taaka and Aloha Beaches”
The term is used to describe Butt Chugging a Zima and specifically a Zima with a Jolly Rancher in it.
Heidi is famous for pulling off Sorority Swirls for audiences at frat parties. She doesn't even use her hands anymore.
Similar to: Milk sisters
When three or more females living under the same roof have all had sexual intercourse with the same man. They are probably decently slutty and may have made a sport out of landing the same guys as each other. This is thought of as a bonding experience, and will be discussed in detail at the man's expense.
Although it will be understood among the girls that none of them are special to him, because of the jealous nature of a female, it is a courtesy for the sexual acts to occur outside of the women's home. If not, that just makes it a brothel.
Girl 1: Hey, I just got back from Molly's house. Did you know her and her roommates have all slept with Doug?
Girl 2: Yeah, I heard they were running a regular milk sorority over there.
sister; a female family member who has the same parental lineage as the speaker or main entity in question.
"sororal unit #1 was pissed because the maternal unit lent the car to fraternal unit #3 for the entire weekend. (a common misspelling is "sororital")
A girl in a sorority who gets drunk and has fucked every frat guy in your college.
Frat Guy 1: Oh dude i can't wait to with party with the Alpha Slut Omega sorority.
Frat Guy 2: Yeah man, they have all the sorority sluts.
Frat Guy 1: Hey, you want to jerk each other off before she comes over?"
Frat Guy 2: I already am brother!
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