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James, for: Dont worry, i'm sure she'll say 'yes' soon enough! 🍾😉
Emma - 'No, i'm sorry' 💔
James - 'I'm sorry, what was that? Let me just ask you again...'
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What one guy says when he walks in on another guy jerking off, making him realize they both secretly want each other. Found in 90's b-movie Boy Band Catalina.
Guy 1 walks in on Guy 2 jerking off in the forest
Guy 1: Oh shit, I'm sorry
Guy 2: Sorry for what? Our daddy taught us not to be ashamed of our dicks, especially since they're such a good size and all.
Guy 1: Yeah, I see that. Your daddy gave you good advice.
Guy 2: It gets bigger when I pull on it.
Guy 1: Hmmmm!
Guy 2: Sometimes, I pull on it so hard, I RIP THE SKIN
Guy 1: Well, my daddy taught me a few things too, like, uh, how not to rip the skin by using someone else's mouth, instead of your own hands.
Guy 2: Will you show me?
Guy 1: I'd be right happy to.
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A phrase said in response to a completely pointless story in which one bitches about something nobody cares about.
Can be said either extremely and obviously sarcastically or with extreme concern. Both methods are fairly effective in making the victim look like a fag.
1. Stupid bitch's facebook status that's just looking for attention: Oh my god, I'm so ugly, my boyfriend hates me, my life sucks!
Any normal person: I'm sorry, want a cookie?
2. *Person rambles on 5 minutes about pointless story of how their life sucks*
Me: I'm sorry, want a cookie?
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What you say to a female when they are angry with you.
Fail example
Guy: It wasn't my fault!
Girl: Let's not date anymore.
Good example.
Guy: You're right, I'm sorry.
Girl: I love you.
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The word you say when you hear someone say an insanely weird and overall just stupid word.
Dylan: Do you like storing your scabs in a jar?
Bobby: What?
Dylan: I said, Do you like storing your scabs in a jar
Bobby: I'm sorry what the fuck?
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Your brain is wasted space and it hurts to actually think about what's going through your mind
Dude, stop texting that chick; she's never responded to you and you look desperate. I'm sorry about you
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The typical bullshit, don't give a fuck, patronizing response from an "authority" when you tell them what you really think.
Worker: "This job isn't worth the gas it takes me to drive my car in every morning, the shit I put up with should never have to be tolerated by any human being. This job's for the fuckin' birds."
Boss: "I'm sorry you feel that way."
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