That's what good pussy sounds like

What a dude on vine dais to his mom while she was cooking some food in a pan.

That vine with that dude saying 'That's what good pussy sounds like' made me laugh my ass off.

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What does a wallet sound like?

A wallet sounds like photadapoht

What does a wallet sound like?
A wallet sounds like photadapoht.

sounds like my friday night

A come-back line in a conversation when someone complains or tells you something they're struggling with.

Karen: I'm not looking forward to going to the doctor. He always asks me to take my top off and his hands are always cold!
Justin: Sounds like my Friday night!

slmfn can also be used.

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Sounds like a you problem

A normal quote that elise does not own

“Sounds like a you problem”
“That’s my quote”
“You didn’t make it💀”

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Sounds like a porno I watched

Similar to "That's what she said" and "Sounds like my first time".

Person: "It was so hot the other day."

Person 2: "Sounds like a porno I watched."

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Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays

Something said by obnoxiously cheerfull bastards when someone is feeling tired and/or cranky. Mondays tend to be a horrible day since it's the first day of the working week. Made famous by the movie Office Space.

Peter Gibbons: Let me ask you something. When you come in on Monday, and you're not feelin' real well, does anyone ever say to you, "Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays"?
Lawrence: No. No, man. Shit, no, man. I believe you'd get your ass kicked sayin' something like that, man.

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Does homeostasis sound like a joke to you?

A nephrologist's call for help, is the only valid response to "I'm gonna drink more water", don't drink water if you don't have to, you don't know better than your kidneys.

Uneducated Person: I'm gonna drink more water!
Nephrologist: Why?
Uneducated Person: Because It's healthy!
Nephrologist: Does homeostasis sound like a joke to you?

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