soup in the can

during sex the male will donkey punch his partner at which point he will ejaculate in their face. then take a empty soup can and shit in it. wipe the cum off their face and use it for seasoning. then say "minestrone soup bitch"and make them eat it. you may also add salt and pepper.

"last friday i gave gabe glasser the good ol soup in the can"

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Soup can

A relationship that needs a label

Just because it doesn't have a label, doesn't mean it's not a soup can

Soup can weiner

A penis that is very thick, round and short. Shares the likeness of a soup can.

“Have you seen Trevor’s dick? He’s got a soup can weiner.”