Blue Springs South High School

A school that is mainly known for its football team that is pretty decent. Most of the kids who go to school there are unfortunately considered stuck-up from other students in the area. But the Jaguars don't care!

This is also THE high school in Blue Springs, Missouri. Blue Springs High School just wishes it could be us.

If I could go to any high school in Missouri, it would definitely be Blue Springs South High School.

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fort zumwalt south high school

The number one high school in the fort zumwalt district. South is the big dog will the other schools are little pussycats. South is above all. South has a lower fag percentage than any other school and has the highest percentage of badasses of them all.

North kid: fuck you fort zumwalt south high school pussy
South kid: Penis

North kid: *shits his pants in fear and runs away*

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Blue Springs South High School

Blue springs South High School resides in...well Blue Springs Missouri. It’s not a special place, but it’s a place with all types of families with a diverse set of income, not many people stand out. The students who attend Blue Springs are typically complete arrogant retards who let their ego take over any situation. If you ever have a chance to meet one of the students who attend here, you have my sympathy. This school is filled to the brim with kids pissing their pants over dab pens and juul pods (Njoy’s seem to be the replacement to juuls as of recently). The people here will do a back bend in the class and contort their bodies just to proudly show you how many inches of the few that are offered of their own dicks they can fit into their mouths. Don’t worry about offending anyone here, they’ll probably put it on their Snapchat story with a black photo behind the words “this guys an ass hole” yet claiming it’s indirect. The epitome of basic white retards who put the “don’t talk to me, or you’re getting blocked” on their story. If you’re lucky enough to meet one of the people who have some shred of any human decency here they'll probably cheat on you, steal something from you, or talk shit on you as they have no care outside of themselves. But hey, at least the football teams pretty cool.

Person 1: hey what’s up man, did you wanna hit my dab pen in the parking lot of Blue Springs South High School today?

Person 2: nah man, I’d rather suck your dick or my own :)

Person 3: I’m retarded

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South Point High School

The School Debasmin goes to

Debasmin Ghosh goes to South Point High School

South Windsor High School

A fairly large school where the student parking lot is made up of better and nicer cars than the facultys and the girls teams do better than the mens. The security is beyond ridiculous for a rich town school, the cafe food sucks, the spanish teachers think there actually spanish, creative wood is one of the best classes you'll take, 85% of the school body is stoned and people skip alot. students are wiggers and complain alot but it's not that bad.

student 1: Yoo watsgood
student 2: south windsor high school sucks son
student 1: yoo lets skip yo

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south rowan high school

South Rowan high school is a school in the middle of nowhere, and there’s more rednecks there than a Luke Colmbs concert. This school is full of potheads, crackheads, and just about any head you can think of. It’s got as many hoes as the last school with even more dumb bitches. And sex in the bathroom is more common than the weekly fight that goes down.

You tryina go to south rowan high school with me? Are we getting weed?

If your stuck in the mud and need a tow, no worry’s just call one of souths hobos.

South Charnwood High School

A nice place, if you ignore the broken down buses, the seagulls, the muddy field, the rain, the plaque of a bull with a massive ballsack and the trampled fences.

Kid 1: Look, a seagull!
Kid 2: Eat it, it's better than the food here served at South Charnwood High School.
Kid 1: Okay.

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