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The better part of Jersey, which includes anything south of I-95.
We support secession from North Jersey, and have a dialect similar to that of a Philadelphian.
South Jerseyite: Hey, where's the WaWa? I need a hoagie and some water.
North Jersyite: What's a 'wooter', 'wawa', and 'hoagie'?
SJ: *silence*
NJ: What?
SJ: Go away, asshole.
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South Jersey should be part of Pennsylvania. They are below the dixie line and think Rowan is a real university. The professors there are retards that were born in Atlantic city. The people down there are even worse. Compare them to the movie the hills have eyes. North Jersey is real Jersey not aliens that sit around smoke boges and eat wawa 3 times a day because they are too poor to by real food. They all have stupid facial hair and think {Philly is a big city. Even though philly is the city of brotherly love aka gays. When you're driving down south make sure you have enough gas to get from 7A on the turnpike to Delaware cause you do NOT wanna stop.
south jersey to north jersey is like crabs to a model
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For the record its SOUTH Jersey not "southern" Jersey. Philly rocks and NYC sucks. If your here and you don't know what a wawa is you can go back to the North.
It a hoggie not a fricking sub. You root for the Phillies not the damn mets and even though the eagles suck you still bleed green. Point Pleasant is not the shore wildwood, ocean city, and cape may are. Most families are either from Philly or have Irish/Italian relatives that live there. We aren't afraid or goin in the woods 'cus we have the fricking jersey devil!
One word for you: MALLS! Depford, Cherry hill, Echelon.. we have alot.
Sure we have camden but other then that we have great communities. there's Haddenfield, Cherry Hill, and several other great towns.
North Jersey can have there politics and ivy league schools all to themselves. Leave us "Southerners" the hell alone!!!!!
South Jersey
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Contrary to many "North Jersey: definitions, South Jersey boasts an array of economic profitability to the state as a whole. It is home to the state's 3 nuclear power plants (which for the ignorant, do no emit radioactive pollution, so reserve your half-educated "jokes") which provide 50% of the energy consumption by the state. New Jersey ranks in the top five states in country for production of blueberries, cranberries, spinach, bell peppers, peaches and head lettuce, all of which are primarily grown in SOUTH JERSEY. Tourism, which also constitutes a considerable fraction of NJ's GDP, is virtually exclusive to the southern region on the state.
Not to mention cost of living, North Jersey may be dubbed "advanced" by some residents on here, however consider the median family income of a SJ county, Gloucester, at $82,655 with a median home value of $245,000. Morris County, in North Jersey, has a median family income of $102,096 and average home value of $458,000. I'm no mathematician but it seems that relative to income, North Jersey is significantly more expensive. Perhaps this explains why the state's foreclosures are concentrated in the Northern counties, not because the "advanced" counties are home to more expensive house values but because the real estate market is hyper-inflated.
Not to mention, the lack of diversity in SJ is relative to the Philly metro area, as NJ's is relative to the more diverse NYC...common sense.
Wow, instead of being an ignorant bigot who benefits from the substantial contribution South Jersey makes to the state as a whole, I could perhaps educate myself. In doing so, I may realize that all parts of NJ are benefactors to its strong economy, diverse population and landscape.
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South Jersey is the mentally slower part of the great state of New Jersey. After going to college in South Jersey after I had been raised in North Jersey, I realized I had to take it down several notches on speed of thought, expression AND action to be able to relate to South Jersians at all, as did most other North Jersians I encountered.
Me: "Where are my cigarettes?"
South Jersey WaWa attendant: "Oh, I didn't get to them yet, I am still working on your Lottery Tickets."
Me: "Oh, I'm sorry I am from North Jersey and forgot where I was. My bad."
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The southern and better part of New Jersey. Philadelphia is our city - we love our Phillies & Eagles (no matter how many times they let us down) and life without a WaWa is non-existant. Although many people out of state and/or country think we have a Philly/New York dialect (the Jersey Shore Cast), NONE of us talk like that down here. Maybe some up in NORTH jersey, but it's better down here, trust me. We don't even have what some of you people call a "South Jersey "accent - that just sounds weird and it's not even real..the person who made that up must've been talking to someone obviously not from around South Jersey and decided to call it a "South Jersey" accent. Anyway, most of us are friendly down here. We have the best of both worlds...lots of big cities and some country side, unlike North Jersey, all factories & smelly. We have fresh air to breathe. In the summer, we all go to the beaches.. the real Jersey Shores (Sea Isle, Ocean City, Wildwood, Cape May, Stone Harbor, Avalon, etc.) . You can go on rides, go on the boardwalk, and enjoy the fresh ocean air. Even though South Jersey is the better half on NJ, nobody likes it. Ask anyone and the only reason they are probably staying in New Jersey is because of the beaches. We know everyone hates it, but hey, someone's gotta live here.
" Hey Bill, ever been to South Jersey?"
"Yeah man, it beats North Jersey by far. You can actually breathe down there. And the beaches rock."
"Whatever dude."
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south jersey is the better part of the great state, new jersey.
we like to get fucked up on a regular basis.
weed + beer + good friends = a good time
we are all about philly teams.
eagles,flyers,phils,76ers.
tons of underage drinking.
malls all everywhere around here.
I personally think deptford is the best mall.
wawa is the shit.
we always chill at down the shore.
our schools blow.
tons of cops.
other than that south jersey is the place to be.
lived in south jersey all my life.
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