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University of Southampton

A University which thinks it's 'it' but its really not. Students typically come from the home counties and as a result, have mediocre to average banter. Night's out are alright, lecturers are okay (when they're not striking). Oh and the Student's Union is shit.

Damn bro that girl is better than University of Southampton!

Bro she's a 6...

by Johng15 March 25, 2018

4πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


Southampton Sidesaddle

The specific Birmingham Saddleshank wherein the target of a window is reduced to the target of an awaiting anus in a window.

Steve: Hold on, Dave, I’ve just gotta wind the window down, lean my arse out of it and take a dump, I don’t think we’ll be off the Birmingham ringroad before I have to open the brown blast-doors.

Dave: Go for it.

Steve: Oh yeah, that’s the stuff.

Dave: Oh... my... cuntfucking... God...

...

Screech of a Mighty Hawk: SOUTHAMPTON SIDESADDLE

by 535 October 9, 2012

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


southampton middle school

Where all the peeps are gay and have sex in lockers like hoes

Hey I go to Southampton middle school

by xx_daddyjuice_xx August 22, 2019

7πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Southampton Solent University

Southampton Institute with a face lift. Is in fact the second worst Uni in the UK (only because some other dump, didn't submit itself for inspection!)
Populated by 'Students of an Alternative Academia' (aka, Media Studies and Catering degrees)
A scar on the face of beautiful Southampton.
Also known as the 'dimstitute'

"I say good man, where's that degree you've acquired from?"

"It's from Southampton Solent University like!"

"Don't you mean the 'dimstitute'? FUCK OFF, you Gypsy, go find a job at Maccy D's!"

by Alasdair Weeks October 25, 2005

121πŸ‘ 97πŸ‘Ž


southampton red rum

A brainstorming cocktail involving a large port, vodka, rum and horseradish sauce..

"Lady Phillipa, who was herself well irrigated with horizontal lubricant, gave him a boozy wink"

by actions_speak_louder_than_worms August 30, 2003

8πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


southampton schools new jersey

southampton is a place where either the teachers are too old and forget to teach or where theyre too young and dont know how to teach. the kids are a bunch of hard asses that think theyre cool. all of the sports teams suck. there hasnt been one decent team since 1998. they dont even have a baseball or a wrestling team. no body has parties. EVER!! its the most boring school to go to. black to white ratio--- 3:126

boys basketball: 2-16
girls basketball: 0-18

person 1:im so bored im going to kill myself.
person 2: what are you at southampton schools new jersey or something.

by rackem willie April 24, 2009

7πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Southampton f.c

the greatest fucking club to ever live better then shitty palace and james ward prowse is a sexy shit

southampton f.c are so good

by the true name of dan January 10, 2023