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A game in which two men (not gay) jerk each other off vigorously until one blows his load. After the winner may choose to call the guy a faggot and blow his load onto his face.
Dude me and gouch were playing Spank Ze Monkey yesterday and i totally fucking lost! He blew his load onto my eye and called me a faggot, humiliating as shit.
another way of saying to masturbate; to beat off.
"I get so much ass I never find time to spank my monkey."
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my brother was spanking his monkey while he was watching porn
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When you gotta cum so hard and you finally do you scream out like a monkey being spanked with a leather studed belt
She was spanking tha monkey last night, had me going all king kong up in that piece when I cumed!
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to give oneself manual gratification.
i.e to masturbate
bob got turned down so much last night he went home and we yelled Bob go spank yer monkey
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men fucktard townie
A guy who wastes his time spending hours playing playstation or spanking his monkey (masterbating).
Erika: "Sean, why are you being such a monkey spank? You've been playing playstation for fucking hours! Why don't you do some homework or hang out with your girlfriend?"
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