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A collection of feelings you keep in memory for when throwing a pity-party for yourself
I just watched the movie to make deposits into my emotional spank bank account
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long term memory bank of a person's favorite sexually stimulating memories with some fair internal organization for the individual to regularly consult for sexual self-stimulation when needed.
Since I was old enough, my spank bank directory contains almost all my memories of panty & thong sightings even dating back to the earliest days I've learned to wank and I still continue to use them to this day.
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Noun: A folder on your computer dedicated for images taken from the internet and from social media websites like Facebook and Twitter of sexually attractive people for you to pleasure yourself to later.
A lazy, digital replacement for a regular spank bank that consists of images you remember in your head.
Person #1: "Hey dude, what's in that folder on your laptop called White Snake Lullabies?"
Person #2: "It's my spank bank folder man, it has nothing but naked porn stars and my hot Sorority friends in bikinis dude."
Person #1: "Why is it called White Snake Lullabies?"
Person #2: "It's an innuendo dude, I'm not stupid enough to call it Spank Bank."
When you masterbate so much your spank bank is now into overdraft
Hey dude you making a withdrawal from the spank bank tonight ,bro I tug it so much I'm into spank bank overdraft
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Cell phone containing many pictures and/or video used to aid in masturbation.
"My girlfriend just made a deposit into my mobile spank bank."
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A spank bank made of mental images of attractive women that you see at your bank, used later for masturbatory purposes.
Person 1: Yo dude! Do you see that hottie makin' a deposit at that window? She's going in my Bank Spank Bank!
Person 2: Hellz Yeaaa nigga!!
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a list you keep of the two baggers, psycho women, feminists, butterfaces, reverse butterfaces and other such women you shouldn't date. this no spank bank directory can be shared with other guys in your posse to forewarn them that these women are not date-worthy.
i do my fellow men a service by keeping a no spank bank directory to protect men from these hose monsters who can get basic instinct on you.
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