a funny British fellow who enjoys chasing the ladies
~also goes by "mikey"
~"Mike SPANNER enjoys all things british and chasing after females"
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TO PRESENT AN OBSTACLE; TO CAUSE A PROBLEM FOR SOMEONE OR SOMETHING.
MAN CITY HAVE PUT A SPANNER IN THE WAVES
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An alternative name for your hands.
obviously used while masturbating.
im away to the toliet to tighten my nuts with my wanking spanners.
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Very cold water that your about to go for a swim in.
Named so as it 'tightens your nuts.'
John: So what was the water like?
Frank: *shivering* Its spanner water mate
John: *goes to get towel*
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Another definition of a Stoker, a MEM (Marine Engineering Mechanic) in the Royal Navy.
That Spanner Wanker is a right greasy bugger.
A product, device or service that appears to work, but when you look deeper turns out to be a collection of badly thought out and badly implemented ideas that is going to cause you no end of grief.
Have you seen the code they committed today? What a bag of spanners.
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