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Used to describe an individual who judges a person by irregular/inthourough movement.
Jules is a spastic because he saw an old man struggling to pick up a coin of the floor.
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A heavy marijuana user, since a common form of consumption is smoking via a cone through a bong.
"That guys stoned all the time, he's a real cone spastic"
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A beverage made mainly from shorts. Generally has added vitamins in the way of foodstuffs such as sprouts. Named from the effect of drinking it combined with the phrase "Oh that's cheeky" and closely followed by temporary spastication. Also worth seeing the more modern variation, the Cheeky Saville
Colin had a cheeky spastic before crawling home and anally impregnating the gremlin.
Those individuals that end up being scared into pissing their pants.
Watch out you don't get pissed on while frightening them scare spastics.
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When a person recieves anal, gives head, and gives 2 handjobs at the same time. If you can picture in your head the head and arm movements, you'll understand why it was given the name Spastic Eagle.
Your mum did a spastic eagle with her co-workers the other night in the office.
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Someone who is really dumb in the head, as if they are on crack but they aren't on anything.
They're just plain retards.
If you find one, give them a nice slap across the head!
Dad: "OI CUNT DO THE DISHES"
You: " Fuckin' relax you spastic head"
Dad: *bashes the shit outta you*