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Spiderman is person who has spider at home.
P1: You have spider at home?
P2: Yep, I'm Spiderman.
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Having masterbated, and caught the majority of sperm in your hand, you then launch your sperm in the required direction....just like spiderman does with his web!
That kid was doing my nut in, so I'd thought I'd get him back whilst he was asleep with a spiderman!
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When a man cums and when the cum is in his hand he trows it in the girls face.
I am gunna go jack-off and then spiderman you and the kids.
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When you you cum in your hand and then throw it on your partner's face.
After Gary was done blowing me I pulled out and came in my hand. I then Spidermaned him in the face.
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Your having sex doggystyle with a girl and right before you cum you pull out and cum in your hand, then you tell the girl to turn around and you throw it in her face, hence the name spiderman.(not reccomended if this girl is your girlfriend and/or life....unless shes really kinky)
you should've been at my izacs party last night. i had sex with this girl and did the spiderman, hahaha she was pissed!
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When semen hangs from the penis in such a way that it droops down and attaches itself to the inside of the leg.
Mostly occurs while urinating after sex or masturbation.
Jon - "Oh man, my dick totally did a spiderman last night"
Joe - "Shit dude, spidermans suck..."
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An extension of the penis showing game as seen in the movie "Waiting" It is where one does a handstand while being completely naked outside of a door or around a corner in anticipation that someone will walk out and see them. The consequence for looking at their junk is 10 kicks, while calling them a homosexual for staring at your nuts.
Biz: "I'm going to get Nellis with the Spiderman"
Larry: "Do it, he's about to come out of the bathroom."
Nellis: "Ahhh, dude that's foul!"
Biz: "Why are you staring at my nuts fag?!?"
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