Comma splice

Two main clauses not connected by a conjunction in order to join or unite body parts through sexual activity

Someone asked me on a date, I didn’t say yes. It’s because they asked me if I “Wanna Netflix and comma splice?”.

Compository Splicing

The act of taking apart a piece of written material, usually from the center of the work for editing. The edited section is then replaced into the piece, hopefully making the written work better than the original.

I absolutely DESPISE compository splicing; I can never do it without messing up somehow.

splicing the cat

term used for female masturbation

I was splicing the cat last night after watching 50 Shades of Grey

Splicing

A homosexual act, involving a man using a ring to expand the size of his urinary meatus to accommodate another man's penis.

Dude Ross is so gay, he probably splices every night.

or

Dude Ross is so gay, he loves splicing.

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Butt splice

Shove a power wire up someones ass

The juggernaut got butt spliced

Splice Baby

A derogatory slang word derived from the movie "Splice". Used to describe an ugly individual with odd androgynous facial features. In the movie The splice creature was both woman and man. A creature with a face only a mother could love.

Dude check out the Splice Baby behind you

NUH UH WHERE?! Oh wow man eww that's gotta suck to look like that.

For real.

Splice

Splice: To be given head from a female

Guy: I was with this girl last night and she spliced me
Guy 2: Dude i just got spliced by my girlfriend

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