Sploop bag

A term usually defining a bag that you contain your compost in.

-Hey Rob, where did you put the sploop bag?
-Oh sorry, its out on the counter.

Splooping

When one tries to put a flaccid or only semi-erect penis into someone else’s hole

“Babe, it’s not going in. You’re splooping.”
“Sorry babe maybe if you suck it a little.”