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Sploot is a word used to describe throwing something like eggs or pottery or even mattresses.
When a cat becomes so comfortable they look kindof like a fluffy poodle.
"I just got a new memory foam bed mat, now when my cat gets on it she becomes a total sploot"
When relaxation renders a posture seemingly beyond ones physical limit.
When tiredness overrules societal rules, and full sleep is achieved in random or shockingly uncomfortable places.
Dude check out Jerry. He splooted on the floor; he must be cashed.
Wow, that’s one awkward sploot…he’s gonna wake up with some weird lines.
Verb, the act of a monkey peeing: monkey piss
I haven’t been to the zoo since that monkey decided to sploot on my favorite jacket.
When a cat splays their legs out and sprays fecal liquids all over their owners sussy sniffer
That crazy cat lady got a little up close and personal with her cats anus and got splooted on
To or When a person slips with a slipping sound.
My friend just splooted today.