Splurt

Splurt - the blue water in a port-a-john that splashes on your brown eye while taking a dump.

Damn bro. After eating that burrito for lunch I hit the porta John and splurted all over my ass!

Splurt

To ooze out of something.

I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, but I added to much jelly, so all of it splurt out the side when I bit it.

Splurt

To release bodily juices in an energetic manner.

I cut my toe and the blood just started to splurt.