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First off, Spongebob is not homosexual. He's a sponge! He reproduces asexually by budding. How he acts is different...I just wanted to clarify that up.
spongebob: can you reproduce by budding?
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The act of wringing out an extremely wet dick like a sponge.
Dude, my girl was totally spongebobbing me last night. It was awesome.
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A cartoon character on Nickelodeon. He is a yellow, square-shaped, friendly sponge who works at the Krusty Krab.
He lives in a pineapple under the sea. Absorbant and yellow and porous is he.
Did you see the episode where Spongebob befriends Plankton?
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A square dude with a lame job and no life.
...and i don't mean the cartoon
If you still work at McDonald's flipping krabby patties, get a real job Spongebob.
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A cartoon that used to be what people DID and actually LOOKED FORWARD TO. It used to be funny, smart, creative, original, and actually just GOOD in it's own special day. Then they decided to make a movie. A movie which was FUCKING BOSS. Then I guess after that, the old director and creator quit, plus a bunch of old people and replaced them with new people who FUCKED IT UP. They have now basically turned it into an educational program, despite the fact that they took simple ideas (like a box for imagination) and rebooted it into stuff like Sandy needs to come up with a new idea for an invention or she'll get sent back to Texas.
Season 1: And now, the creator of Rocko's Modern Life...presents...SpongeBob Squarepants! "Spongebob is this cool new cartoon that I bet could get off the ground pretty soon." Season 2: Thanks to seeing a girl with a SpongeBob back-pack, show director Stephen Hillenburg presents an all new, Season 2!"If season 2 was not as good as the original Spongebob season, it was definitely better. Season 3: With the help of back-pack girl and Season 2, spongebob has now gotten off the ground and has pretty much immediately become one of the world's MOST POPULAR shows. It was not hard to produce and create the third season. "At first glance, may seem like it lost a bit of its luster, but watch it and you'll see that it contains just enough gold that made the first two.
Movie: Three season's have gone by of one of the most famous and popular shows. Our first movie is now open! "Lost quite a bit of viewers, but not me. It was a big leap for the show, after all. Apparently, Genius Stephen Hillenburg leaves the scene, and passes the job on to his cronies. Season 4: With Hillenburg out of the way, let's disgrace his name! "Strange. Beginning to take a turn for the dark." Seasons 5-6 "Now what's going on? You're losing your bluish glow." Seasons 7-Whatever the hell these people are mooping around with, I quit watching WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?!?!?!?!? It's wrong! It's wrong! It's all so WRONG!
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Funniest cartoon character in years! He's naive yet shows signs of intelligence which his friend Patrick Star lacks. Also works for Mr. Krabs at the Krusty Krab making Krabbie Patties!
Spongebob gives neighbor Squidward many headaches!
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acting in a way that stupefies oneself
Because of your lack of mental maturity, you are becoming more and more of a spongebob to your work enemies.
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