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Sprinter Dater

A person that starts off dating at top speed before coming to a screaching hault.

Jane: Is Nick still dating that Bethany chick from last week?
Kelsey: No! He's dating Adriana.
Jane: What happened to Bethany?
Kelsey: We all know he's a sprinter dater.

by Swirl Inc. August 13, 2008


dick sprinter

person who, while having intercourse, ejaculates around 2 minutes or under

maria divorced her husband because he was a dick sprinter

by rascist ass mother fucker July 5, 2012


taco sprinter

a fast running mexican waiter. often severing up food, drinks, refills or running to show how fast you have to run to get across the border.

HOLY CRAP!!! Did you see that taco sprinter ?!?!? He was like a bullet.

by more salsa March 12, 2006

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Landlord Sprinter

A scamming scum of the earth landlord who becomes an olympic sprinter when young aspiring londoneer's catch on to their scheming 'lord farquadish' ways. Their speed and ability to catch their prey is unmatched within the animal world.

Person 1: Hey even though your house looks like a used bonfire, its suspiciously undervalued for such a lucrative area.
Person 2: You shouldn't have said that, here comes my landlord Julia, she's a landlord sprinter you know.
Person 1: RUN!!!!
Julia: But its edgyyy

by Lord Far'HandsomeShrek'Quad June 19, 2019

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Toyota AE86 Sprinter Trueno

A lightweight, overpriced, overhyped, 128 horsepower shitbox from Toyota and was the hero car of Initial D

Oh God , why is the Toyota AE86 Sprinter Trueno so damn expensive?!

by SRrocketbunny October 16, 2022


Sprinter

A plane or jet. Usually a private aircraft.

“We took George’s sprinter to California for a weekend”.

by John smallwood June 24, 2022


Sprinter

Someone who moves through life quickly.

The girl would shoot first, then run second, or would cut first, then run second. She always acted tough, and preached a tough walk, but really she was a sprinter by nature and always had been, since people don't change with time.

by Solid Mantis November 17, 2020