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A person that starts off dating at top speed before coming to a screaching hault.
Jane: Is Nick still dating that Bethany chick from last week?
Kelsey: No! He's dating Adriana.
Jane: What happened to Bethany?
Kelsey: We all know he's a sprinter dater.
person who, while having intercourse, ejaculates around 2 minutes or under
maria divorced her husband because he was a dick sprinter
a fast running mexican waiter. often severing up food, drinks, refills or running to show how fast you have to run to get across the border.
HOLY CRAP!!! Did you see that taco sprinter ?!?!? He was like a bullet.
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A scamming scum of the earth landlord who becomes an olympic sprinter when young aspiring londoneer's catch on to their scheming 'lord farquadish' ways. Their speed and ability to catch their prey is unmatched within the animal world.
Person 1: Hey even though your house looks like a used bonfire, its suspiciously undervalued for such a lucrative area.
Person 2: You shouldn't have said that, here comes my landlord Julia, she's a landlord sprinter you know.
Person 1: RUN!!!!
Julia: But its edgyyy
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often used for people who run faster than lightning itself when thinking that someone is hurt or in danger when no one even needed their assistance, but most likely would slip and fall while doing it
“OH MY GOD JAY ARE YOU OKAY?!”
*master sprinter bursts out of no where wondering what happened and falls*
A plane or jet. Usually a private aircraft.
“We took George’s sprinter to California for a weekend”.
Someone who moves through life quickly.
The girl would shoot first, then run second, or would cut first, then run second. She always acted tough, and preached a tough walk, but really she was a sprinter by nature and always had been, since people don't change with time.