spruce moose

a line in the simpsons

smithers we will ride the new model plane i built. its callad the spruce moose

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Produce the spruce

Dropping phat logs in the toilet

Yo I just ate a Crunchwrap supreme from Taco Bell, now it’s time to produce the spruce!

dual spruce

to shit and throw up at the same time.

Dude, that Chartwells made me dual spruce!

Belyando Spruce

A regional term for cannabis. Australian slang for marijuana. According to botanical.com its the US government's street term for cannabis.

Joey used a vaporizer to inhale the medicinal properties of the Belyando Spruce plant.

What the spruce

Another meaning for what the heck etc.

Me: bro I saw a floating delivery on my washing machine floor on the escalator

You: erm, what the spruce?

Spruce Pine

Term used to describe small hick towns in the corner of North Carolina. These towns prey on peoples' dreams and trap these very people within their borders. A Spruce Pine is known primarily for having a high abundance of christmas trees, tobacco and the sub-species; redneck.

"Did you hear about Lydia?"
"No, what happened?"
"She got trapped in a Spruce Pine."

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Spruce Goose

An intense sexual postion, involving vertical insertion.

Yo did Johnny really spruce goose nick's mom?

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