Squanch

To trap or earn money for drugs illegally. To jug or rob. Going on a trip or journey to get or maintain a high.

Lets go squanch for weed.
I'm gonna go squanch for some crack.
Start squanching early for a good turn out

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squanching

Squanching:
A form of alien dance where one partner sticks the equivalent of its head into the other two partners' rectums (must be two different rectum equivalents) and all three spin around in unison for 8 glee kiang time frames without punching the gnarlegar hard enough to hurlginthug brogirl.

Have you ever seen two hurlags and a bux bavore squanching? It's more beautiful than a sixbin bopilgaaz!

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squanch

a penis that is fatter than it is long which usually results in men sitting down in order to piss and clogged vaginas
see chode,choad

I tried to jack-off but i couldn't get a good grip on my squanch

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Squanch

To crush, compress or smash.

Erin used a brick to squanch Scott's brains in for talking to much.

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Squanch

Making out very, VERY wildely. Meaning mouth wide open, tongue going everywhere, everything nasty.

Oh my God, brah, we were squanching so hard last night.

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Squanch

When smoking marijuana, the last hit before the bowl is just ash.

Also can mean tired, or worn out.

I was excited about getting higher, but Jeff Squanched the bowl.

Jeff wanted to go to the gym after classes, but he was squanched after his algebra class.

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buzz squanch

squanch: To stop, put down, or generally put an end to something.

Buzz squanch: a person who just ruins a good time because they suck.

" God john is such a buzz squanch, whenever he comes around he turns on the lights, throws out the beers, and sends all our good pussy home"