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adj. Usually a sweaty smear or ass print left on a seat; may be fecal as well: often found on gym equipment, vinyl bus/car seats or stadium bleachers, toilet seats on hot summer days. Used as an insult. Also squank, squanky,squanked. May be spelled skwank.
1. Nervous, Jim left an enourmous butt squank on Trisha's new velvet chair.
2. The intense heat and humdity was a guarantee we'd leave our seats squanky.
3. I thought you were just a dick, but you're a butt squank as well.
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A progressive disease caused by squanking that causes symptoms such as gynecomastia, micropenis, and dementia. The only known cure is castration of the patient and their mother.
Dr. Geniuzz: Foo! You caught the squanking disease! I guess you have to get castrated now... Lemme get my rusty scalpel.
Jose: Awesome! I must have caught it from painting naked guys all day.
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Verb : to perform sexual intercourse
Usually used in place of the f* cuss word or derogatory terms such as pork.
I used to squank more often when I had a steady girlfriend.
When the neck forms dozens of rolls in an unattractive way
He squanks when looking at his phone
Referring to a young man who has a strong love of computers and programming, but is physically disabled and tends to waddle like a penguin. "Squank" can also refer to the noise that someone would make if they don't get their way in life. A "Squank" also typically follows the beliefs of his or her or zhe or zher God, Donald J. Trump, and verbally obliterates all Left-leaning disabled members of society who stand in his way, or "F*cking Libtards" in his words.
Wow, I've seen many squanks today yelling at Best Buy employees. Jeez, there's another one making Jimmy cry for genuinely believing Socialism will work in the USA.
An overwhelming disgust or unpleasantness.
Can you believe how squank her hair is?
That picture made me feel squank.
To jump into anything at that very last second. Can be used to enter or exit anything including conversations.
My puppy squanked through the door before I closed it.
Lisa squanked into our conversation to make sure she got the last word in.