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A scampering piece of ass. Often found in college bars or malls. An attention getting, fast moving chick that needs to be pounced. Often seen wearing pony-tails, short shorts, and Ugg boots.
"I'm trying to catch a little squirrel in here tonight." or "Hey, there's a lot of young squirrel in the food court today."
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Depending on context in which it is being used it can meanany of the following: Dope, Pussy, Money, Food, Drink.
<standing outside Burger King> "Gonna get my squirrel on"
<standing outside the strip club> "Gonna go feed the squirrel"
<standing outside the liquor Store> " You got a dollar on my squirrel piss"
<standing outside the club> "Lets go roast a squirrel"
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A woman who is obsessed with getting sex, she is constantly trying to make excuses to get it, even falsifying plans in order to get a man's nuts.
Bobby: "Dude, Amanda is such a squirrel."
Geoffrey: "I know, man, she's always after my nuts!"
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An evil little creature, that is seen in the forest or when your super high. If you ever see one of these creatures be aware that it is ploting against you and all of society. This creature is bent on taking over the world!!!
person a (while looking at his hand): Oh Shit!! It's a squirrel!!
person b: WTF?!?!
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A male, usually of college age, typically drunk, who makes obvious advances on large number of women in a short period of time.
Derived from that fact that squirrels go from tree to tree trying to find a nut
Dude John is a total squirrel tonight he has hit on every woman in this bar.
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The furry woodland creatures that will one day rule the wrold if the Bunny Mafia fails to destroy them. They also have Garbage and Recycling trucks as well as French paper trucks on thier side. Watch out for abnormally dirty cars and sparkling white ones, those are in use of the squirrels (as well as ones with squirrels painted on them and the words "SQUIRRELS ZHALL RULEZ ZEE WORLDZ!" obviously)
Person 1: That white car has been parked outside our house for an hour
Person 2: Is it really clean?
Person 1: Yeah...?
Person 2: DUCK FOR COVER!
*Squirrels come out of the car and start shooting in random directions*
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