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A school in Philadelphia given a bad rep by a certain twink who thinks he is the man and needs to be an obnoxious fuck at every sporting event.
The underclassmen are huge queers and stereotypical drag queens who pretend to be big bad hardasses but are always the first into their parents car when an altercation is about to break out.
In the student directives, it is clearly laid out that all Prep underclassmen must either throw a thumbs-up or a shocker when being photographed or they face disciplinary action at the hands of one Mark "consider the pain brought" Halligan.
St. Joseph's Preparatory School for Young Men is home to the winner of the 2004-2005 "Principal with Most to Prove" award. If this (unnamed) man's plan is actually put into action that involves giving us "days off at the end of the year" that were taken away earlier, we would be getting out sometime around April 8th - give or take a few weeks. See bullshit.
The school is going steadily downhill due to a shitty administration and underclassmen ready for a sex change.
"I cannot wait until I begin college."
"Did you go to the Prep?"
"No."
"What the hell are you going to college for?"
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"fuckin pusssssieeeeeeeesssssss prep rules"
"fight me"
"no thanks"
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(in college)
"P-R-E-P, PREP, PREP, PREP!"
"Fuck that kid."
"I concur."
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"Every student at SJP comes from a family whose income exceeds $400,000."
"Nice blanket statement."
"fuck you prep fag i'll stereotype all i want."
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"Yo guys join me with my unoriginal cheers that make us look like assholes."
"Freshman: Certainly."
"Everyone else: Maybe some other time, <anonymous>."
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The gayest school alive. They are the richest of the richest and if they went to St. Aloysius you are even richer than the richer, basically saying that you are a fag. Every Prep student thinks they are better than anyone else. After school they go to eachothers houses and be gay with eachother. A school that nobody likes. Everytime a prep person yells "P-R-E-P prep,prep,prep" he gets hit with bats because everyone is like "shut up fag." And if La Salle or Malvern say they are the prep too then they are also gay, and nobody likes them either, but everyone hates the PREps. THey all pick fights and then make up some lame excuse to get out of it like "I just bought this 6,000$ prep shirt and im not gettin it dirty because my butler is sick and i cannot wash it myself because im too busy sucking weiner and i don no how to wash my clothes b/c i was rich as a kid too"
Prep kid: Wanna fight
Bonner kid: Lets go bitch
(90,000$ cell phone rings)
Prep kid: "Dad i want the freaking porche not the dodge magnum, god u are so stupid."
(Hangs up)
Prep kid: Oh sorry where were we.
Bonner kid: i was just aboot to kick your ass.
Prep kid: Omg look at the time on my 40,000,000$ watch, it's too late i have to go.
(as prep kid is leaving)
Prep kid to bonner kid as he is riding away in his "old" H3 hummer: Later loser.
(friends in car laugh)
^then suck each others wangsters.
Random st aloysius kid: I'm going to buy St. Joe's Prep with my allowence.
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A school that all of the Malvern rejects go because they are to shitheaded to get in. In the worst part of the city half of the school is black. Can not compete in sports. Basically a trashcan.
Did u get into Malvern? No I have to go to St Joes Prep. That place is a shithole.
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A prep school in Baltimore Maryland. Full of studs and gentlemen. MSJ boys pull and are nasty @ sports most notably know for basketball, football, soccer, and hockey. If you go to MSJ you are a alpha and are a faithful Catholic stud. MSJ dudes always pull NDP, MDSA, Maryvale, Mercy, Spalding, and McD girls. Always remember “it’s a great day to learn”.
Yea, I go to Mount St Joes
Ohh so your a faithful stud
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Fucking bum ass school with teachers who are on your dick 24/7 if you don’t have a vagina or aren’t Croatian and get a fucking heart attack if they hear a curse word. Fuck Ms. Snell and Ms. Dondic they can suck my dick
What school do you go to? St. Joes catholic academy oh how the fuck are you not suspended
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St. Joes is in Buffalo and on a daily bases get there asses handed to them by Canisius High School "Daisy's". They are known as Marauders or land pirates. They continuously think they are better than canisius because they won one year of Football against canisius and Canisius won all of the rest. They are also known as butt pirates or takers in the ass.
Chad Kelly goes to St. Joes High Schools and is a closet homosexual.
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St Joes is a stinky school for hoes
Did you hear about St Joes hoes?