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Male actor who once portrayed Uncle Jesse in full house. Got his start by starring in such Gay Porn films as CliffBanger and Back Door Gardeners III. Was also caught in connection with Rob Lowe's seduction of two under aged males.
"*Farts*....Mhmmmm....."
"Unlce Jesse?"
"(Breathes deep and reaches pervertedly for the little Olsen girl)"
"(Olsen girl screams)"
"YOU'RE GAY JOHN STAMOS!"
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Having intercourse with twins, and upon ejaculating saying " Have mercy"
I'm pretty sure back in 1992 John stamos banged the olson twins and when he came on there faces he said "have mercy"
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The talk of the internet, used in place of john cena
And his name is john STAMOS!
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While taking a large shit you leave a skid mark of turd on your ball sack.
"Oh man the other day I took a shit so big I gave myself a John Stamos."
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a synonym for the the word fuck, but only in situations where fuck is an exclamation.
it may be used as an adjective, but not as a word ending in -ing.
"ahhh damnit god john stamos i just got my mom pregnant"
"really man, that's sick."
"yeah i know john stamos made me do it"
"oh john stamos john stamos john stamos i think i got my mom pregnant too this is crazy."
"ahhhh john stamos dude! oh no just wait, it's cool, our moms are hot"
"yes it is fine then"
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A glory hole that features a man on the other side of the hole yelling
'Have mercy!" while you have mystery sex.
"Hey Kyle do you want to check out that Stamos Glory Hole?" "You got it dude!"
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Definition: When you go out and fuck a lot of girls. Made popular by John Stamos in Full House, AKA Jesse.
Guy #1: Did you hear about Johnny fucking Mellissa, Courtney, and Monica.
Guy #2: I heard he was fucking Emily, Rebecca, and Ashley.
Guy #1: Well, looks like he's pulling a Stamos.
Guy #2: Yeah, I can't wait untill they find out.