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A place in California which looks strikingly like an enormous Mexican restauraunt. Also, an astoundingly expensive, premier (elitist) university with some brilliant minds and a party scene as dead as any Darwin award winner.
Trust fund son one: "Did I really spend my entire life working to get in here?"
Trust fund son two: "Yeah man, Stanford is lamer than my grandma on life support. Well, at least we don't smell half as bad as Berkeley."
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Where the students who don't get into MIT go.
Stanford is the second best university in the world coming in only after MIT according to US news 2017.
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Generally used to describe urination; however, "going to Stanford" is increasingly popular as a euphemism for defecation.
Origin: Conceived as a method to simultaneously mock the concept of school rivalry and show distaste for opponents of increasing social welfare, "going to Stanford" received pop culture status after acts bearing its name were committed at the university's graduate school of business in 2007.
"Sometimes I think kidney stones are God's punishment for those who take going to Stanford for granted."
the school where half the kids are professional athletes and the other have are unsociable geniuses. the regular kids wish they went to public school but their parents hear from the unsociable nerds that ohs is the best but those people saying that are the type of people who do calculus in their free time.
Person 1: oh shoot this donut is shaped like a Euler-L'Hôpital bioexothermical contortagon!
Person 2: you from stanford ohs huh.
One of the most prestigious law schools in the United States, which also happens to be located in a paradise-like climate in Northern California. Stanford Law School is where you will find a small class of genius students where the average admit has a near-perfect LSAT score, a near-perfect GPA, work experience the rest of us could only hope for, and a generally laid back (non-prestige whore) mindset which allowed them to turn down offers from numerous other schools such as Columbia, Harvard, and Yale. A Stanford lawyer will be just as successful as a student from any one of these other schools, but he/she will also have enjoyed their 3 years of law school much more than a student from elsewhere. Also, an important note... Stanford Law students in general are pretty damn attractive.
Person 1: Did you hear that Bill got into Stanford law?
Person 2: What?!?! He is going to get a world class education while living in paradise. He will be a rich, elitist, power-lawyer who will absolutely dominate in whatever field of law he chooses to pursue after graduation, and he will likely make a significant positive impact on the world as well!
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THAT 6 FINGER NERD WILL PAY FOR THIS!!!!
stanford-pines will pay for this
If you know a jhett Stanford he is probably a fat chonk who eats chonk chode and has five nine year Olds in his basement. He most likely plays a PS4 because he isn't gay
Hey that kids a total jhett Stanford