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Legal. A form of vagrancy. Drinking wine in the park and passing out at the base of a statue.
Jack was over-celebrating his promotion and got picked up for statutory grape.
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Consensual sex with a child.
If children really couldn't consent, outlawing statutory rape would be redundant to just regular rape laws.
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A Hip Hop Group originating in Port Hope,Ont Canada. Members include Luke F.O.R.C.E, Coney Funk, Pigg and DJ Spinmart. Known for their double edged lyrics and great live shows.
Damn, Statutory Rap was fuckin sick tonight, much better than whoever played before them.
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An act committed during thanksgiving break when older college students from across the country go back home, attend high school parties, party harder than all the other adolescents, and end up railing the JV high school cheer captain.
GDI 1: Did you hear about joe?
GDI 2: You mean about what he did during thanksgiving break?
GDI 1: Ya, he took the sophomore class president to poundtown
GDI 2: Typical statutory rapesgiving
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What a pedophile might say when referring to assaulting a hairy minor.
-"I like em' young and hairy call that Statutory ape."
-"The only thing I'm calling is the fucking cops!"
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Someone slightly over the age of consent who goes to jail for having sex with someone slightly under the age of consent.
He went to prison for having sex with a 17-year-old when he was 19, so he's a statutory rape victim, not a real criminal.
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A small white van without windows, Like a Ford Transit Connect or a Nissan Nv200. It’s not a real van, its kinda like one though.
Mike got a Statutory Rape Van to take home from work. It won’t even carry all of his tools.
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