Stay Home

Stay Home because coronavirus is around.

Girlfriend:*Tries to kiss her boo*
Boyfriend:Social distancing
Girlfriend:Then why the fuck am I here
Boyfriend:I don't know

Just Stay Home

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stay at home mom

This term is commonly used on facebook to indicate that you are a baby momma on welfare with at least one, but more likely, multiple children born out of wedlock with each child by a different baby daddy. The baby daddies are typically criminals and drug addicts. These women use the term in an attempt to elevate their status, but most people see through the ruse and know they are nothing but lazy, uneducated, drug addled hoochies.

Susan: Did you see Tiffany's facebook page? It says her employment status is a stay at home mom.
Bill: Really? Last I heard, she was staying with her dealer a few blocks down. She must have gotten knocked up again. I'm surprised child protective services hasn't taken her kids away yet. When they do, she will really be hurting from losing all those welfare benefits.

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stay-at-home Charlie

A common phrase in Hertfordshire, England, this jocular compound is virtually synonymous with homeboy, though with perhaps more couth-potatoey connotations.

I'm too much of a stay-at-home Charlie to go travelling in my gap year.

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stay at home mommy

one who cares for the children while being denied by their cheating significant other

Go ahead honey, be a stay at home mommy...I have 2 go 2, uh, work...now...

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Stay at Home Mom Bomb

A popular shot taken by stay at home mothers and cougars to get through the day/night. The shot includes a handful of Vicodin or Percoset washed down by a cannonball chug of Chardonnay or other boxed wine varietals.

April always wondered what her mother did all day. Until she came home early from school to find her mother and a full set of cougars taking Stay At Home Mom Bombs in the living room.

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Should've-stayed-at-home day

A day when every single thing seems to go wrong, like dropping thing up to bumping your head against everything.

person 1:Ouw! WTF!
person 2:what's the matter?
person 1:hit my hand with a hammer, after i hit my head against the window.
person 2:major bummer.
person 1:it's a Should've-stayed-at-home day.

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stay-home hub

what pornhub renamed itself so you can stay home and enjoy free premium videos of girls who may or may not be underage sucking your cock

brah 1: "Yo dude, you tryna beat the while watching PH?"
brah 2: "Nah bruh, I'm watching stay-home hub with free premium"