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Steal!

Definition 1: When used after warping a "That's what she said" to your advantage

Definition 2: Warping someone else's regular sentence to your advantage

Definition 3: After stealing something from somebody

Definiton 4: Whenever the FUCK I want (good and bad steals will be deliberated by Superfly and Champion)

Ex. 1 "Dude, that's huge"
"That's what she said!"
"To me"
"STEAL!"

Ex. 2 "God, I've been working really hard"
"Working the corner?? STEAL!"

Ex. 3 "Man, I love my new shiny quarter... HEY!"
"STEAL!"
or
"Man, I like that straw hat"
"I know, it was only 6 bucks! STEAL!"

Ex. 4 GOOD: "Dude, what's the answer to #2?"
"We're only doing odd numbers... STEAL!"

BAD: "God, I hate broccoli"
"STEAL!"

by Champion! February 13, 2007

4๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


steal

1)To change possession of an item or idea usually causing internal struggle while redefining one's moral limits.
2)The only way to get ahead in life...

Yoink! How low can i go? Low enough to steal another purse, methinks.

by Ebot March 21, 2003

25๐Ÿ‘ 19๐Ÿ‘Ž


steal

Simply Take Everything to Another Location

I want to steal yo momma back to my house.

by Lane Dougherty October 20, 2006

23๐Ÿ‘ 21๐Ÿ‘Ž


steal it

To have sexual intercourse esp. in a rough, kinky, or bandit-like manner.

They were going to go steal it in the back of his van.

by Nick Yurick July 4, 2005

7๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


steal

v. To enter an uncommon location by infiltration, esp. with the intent to squat or hide temporarily.

There was nowhere to run from the bully, so I decided to steal the janitor's closet until lunch time.

by T Hizzle May 2, 2005

9๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


steal

When a guy is working on a girl all night in an attempt to bring her home, and slowly but surely, his friend slips in and ends up taking the girl home instead. The friend is so casual about it that the original guy doesn't even realize what happened (and this is facilitated by alcohol). Usually requires reciprocation on the the part of the beneficiary of the steal on a subsequent evening's outing.

Frank: Nice steal last night buddy!!
Hal: You know I'll hit you back soon. I'm glad we can still be friends.
Frank: Go fuck yourself.

by craned hippo September 15, 2007

12๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


Stealing

to borrow and pretending it never happened

Bob: can i borrow your shirt
Deb: sure
*after 10 years*
Deb: Where is my shirt?
Bob: what shirt
Deb: hmm nvm. i thought i- uhm nvm

^stealing^

by HeroicLemon October 12, 2015

8๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž