the act of taking a shit while a hot shower is running with the door closed; and having your intimate one walk in in disgust do to the foul smell.
"Hey Mike, where'd Melissa go?"
"Oh, she left after I gave her a steamy poophouse by accident."
"Oh, thats a bummer, I guess we won't be seeing much of her anymore."
"Yea, she was pretty horrified by my disgusting shit smell mixed in with the sweaty steam."
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A Steamy Richard: taking a solid shit in a sock and microwaving it until steam flows from the pores. After finished microwaving, take the sock and slap a friend with it! this is a steamy richard!
I gave my girlfriend a steamy richard because she opened her mouth again!
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A shit made by a dog in a cold climate that comes out in an ice cream swirl fashon.
It must be cold out that dog just took a steamy coiler.
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A couple, can be more than two, performing sexual activities in a small area for an extreme period of time.
Mike: Where is Steve I havn't seen him all day.
Clay: He and emily are doing the steamy eskimo.
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A surprise left at a party for the host to clean up off the couch the next day. Mostly consists of fecal matter or vomit. Commonly referred to when the substance is on a fabric (ie. couch or chair).
Dude, someone totally left you a steamy sizemore on your couch last night.
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it is when a person expels a wet fart on someone's face resulting in a brown mustache that looks like wet chocolate
Oh man, what just happened to Tim he looks like he ate shit. He just got a steamy sanchez from Rob's dad.
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When a girl is wearing glasses and you cum in her eye and watch her glasses steam up that is now what you call steamy windows
Oh lads I shot my load last night and the bitch couldn't see because she had steamy windows