Arse Stoat

For when you absolutely have to savage that fucktard beyond all recognition for pissing you off so monumentally mere words are not sufficient....To be used with caution...arse stoats are vicious and liable to turn even on their owners without warning

Dear god.....which part of the sentance fuck off and die are you struggling to understand....thats it...release the arse stoat.....

Stoat reluctant

Heraldic device, symbolising unwillingness to engage in sexual acts.

"And we can see from the Stoat Reluctant in the coat of arms, that the second Earl was a cuckold" said the professor.

Stoat and Weasel

Diesel

Had to get some stoat and weasel at the fuel pump

weasel and stoat

cockney rhyming slang for coat

put on your weasel or you'll catch your death

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stoat gobbler

someone is is bordering on being a total tosser but not quite there

your mate man, he is such a stoat gobbler!

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sly old stoat

a very sexy person possibly a love interest.

robyn - im sick of my bad luck with men
charlotte- i know i wanna find mr right
mary- im looking for a minky musky stoat
lauren- switswoo look at that sly old stoat over there

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Quote the Stoat

To tell a fib or to make something up.

To paraphrase so outrageously that all likeness to the original comment is lost.

To invent statistics from thin air.

Don't quote the stoat with me. - Said to someone you believe to be telling a lie.

I might be Quoting the stoat here, but 87.3% of all statistics are made up on the spot. - Said when you are inventing statistics from thin air.