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simply put...when your stoned!
dude 1: yo ima get stonerized tonite kid...wanna join?
dude 2: sounds like a plan, i'll bring some bud!
Slang/Street term used to define someone who enjoys smoking marijuana on a daily basis. The common stoner, contrary to popular belief of excessive laziness, trouble making, or having a negative impact on society. In reality the common stoner is none of the above, they are often friendly, laid back, and understanding.
traveler - hey can you tell me how to get to East 12th Street from here?
stoner - yeah man no problem, now all you gotta do is take a left at Knoxville, go straight about a mile then you will hit a stop light and if you went over railroad tracks you went too far man. Now when your at the stoplight take a right then the first left and your on east 12th street dude.
travelers wife - wow that man was really friendly.
traveler - yeah, i think thats what the kids today call a stoner.
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Someone who thinks absolutely any problem, no matter how severe can be solved with THC.
Stoner John: I have multiple skull fractures, I need to see a doctor.
Mr Mush: Relax and hit this bong, you'll be fine. The best cure for a concussion is a little mushin'.
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a person who enjoys the high that marijuana, canabis, or hash. Stoners are normally happyer, less violent people who have a better appreciation for life. Some people seem to blame them for the down fall of society, ironically those are the people causeing the down fall because of beliefs that money is more important then joy or life.
marijuana causes a happy fealing meaning stoners are happy and not violent people. Some one need to get george bush stoned.
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A guy who smokes weed and gets high. Not to be confused with a person who stones people.
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a verry peaceful person who smokes weed often. and is often talked down on by retarded ass people who drink,smoke fags,pop diet pills and cheat their lives away by thinking that their athletic skills and good looks are actually going to mean a goddamn after they find out that life actually gets hard and that their parents money wont buy them happiness
wow....that stoner actually has a good job,makes more money than i do and doesnt really have to work hard...other than me who thought that my football skills would get me a job and im stuck working the drive through at taco bell at 28
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CANNOT BE SELF-PROCLAIMED! beware of people who brag about how much they smoke and think their "cool" status relies on how much they smoke a day. all depends on the mindset about smoking, just chilllllin.
poseur: "dude, i'm such a stoner."
stoner:"no, you're definitly a poseur."
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